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The Tower Formerly Known as Sears

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.
by aslan8 July 28, 2009
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Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.
We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.
by chiveley October 14, 2012
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Eifel Towering

A Three-some between two males && One female.,
Where one male inserts his male jiggly bits into her mouth
while the other inserts his genitals into her backdoor.,
Then the males hi-5 eachother., thus creating the eifel tower effect.
"duuuuuude., eifel towering that chick last night just brought us so much closer.. i think i love you man"

"eifeil Towering is my fantasy, whats yours?"
by Pippee` Long stockings September 22, 2009
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Carew Tower

The tallest building in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. It is around 49 stories (or floors) high. The most interesting thing about the Carew Tower is that the Empire State Building in New York was modeled directly after the Carew Tower. The only difference is, the Carew Tower is brown, and the Empire State Building is gray and twice as tall. This large Cincinnati skyscraper features the American Flag on its top spire, and a shopping mall on its first two floors.
The Carew Tower was completed in 1931.
by The Midwestrn Soldier December 10, 2004
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Tower of Doom

Sex position used in threesomes. Similar to the Eiffel Tower only two of the three participants have an STD.
"Thanks for the threesome, never done the Eiffel tower before"
"Dude, that was a Tower of Doom, you should probably go get tested..."
by CatherineTheBitch October 4, 2019
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tower defense simulator

roblox game that is based off of the tower defense genre, And takes 50 years to update.
yo bro you wanna hop on tower defense simulator, "no i don't that game sucks it takes to long to update"
by korbloc_dragonte April 9, 2022
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0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law
The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.
by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008
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