Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

Adam Torres

Flawless

Girl 1 :Adam Torres is flawless
Girl 2 :He cheated on Becky
Girl 1 :She deserved it

by I.love.Eli.and.Adam March 4, 2021

Aiden torres

Mexican

Aiden Torres is mexicab

by Fhsjsixkdrnrndkxiwowj March 31, 2021

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

Pau Torres

Pau Torres is a Spanish football defender that plays for Villareal. Pau Torres is the second best defender in the world behind Saliba.

Did you watch the uel final?
Yeah Pau Torres was so good Manchester United lost it.

by SalibaTheGoat May 26, 2021

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023