toolgasm

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.

In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm

by eric February 15, 2004

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

by M__ May 12, 2008

tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

garden tool

the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys

hoe,skank,slut

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

cool out with your tool out

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out

1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

by Mark H July 22, 2004

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

Tool

Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way

"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall."

"Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."

"Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."

by mattyjoe28 March 31, 2010