Tool 

noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band

1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!

2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde

3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?

Tool by GHtool July 12, 2006

tool 

A person who lets himself be used by others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.

Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him."

Erika- "Yea you're right."

tool by Justin Dickow January 16, 2008

tool 

Any person who likes the 2003 movie The Core or other similar movies.

"Did you see that guy buying the movie The Core? What a tool!"

tool by Zephyr4563 October 6, 2007

tool 

A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.

<person1>Telivision is a powerful tool
<person2>But so is Eddie Maguire

tool by Peter Dolan April 11, 2006

Tool 

Instrument - The work would go faster if you had the right tools.
Medium - Education is the tool you need to get anywhere in life.
Pawn - I had been used merely as tool in her ambious rise to the top.
Shape - This is the shop where the leather is tooled and gold stamped

Courtesy of a shirt by the bandTOOL. Listen to them.

tool tool tool tool tool

Tool by Palindrome of Tool Army December 28, 2005

tool 

A game invented by the Oklahoma State University marching band, namely played within the drum line section. The guidelines for play are as follows:

To play tool you must first select a person facing away from you. You then state there name clearly as to get there attention. If they proceed to turn around to look at you or look in your direction in any manner, you may then call them a "tool". The more the person you "tool" out ranks you within the band the more "brownie points" you get for "tooling" them. More than likely, however, the "toolee" with be outranked by the "tooler".

Tool is a great game to play on bus rides to and from band contest.

Center Snare: Hey? insert name of freshmen newb here.

Bass Five: *turns around* What?

Center Snare: Tool!

Drum Major *on podium*: Hey band?!

Band *on field*: Hey what?!

Drum Major *Still on podium*: Tool!

tool by TheXxFlyingxXNun April 11, 2008

tool 

a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..

u are a tool...

tool by cletus April 11, 2003