tool

Someone who calls everyone a "tool"

"He doesn't know any other insults; what a tool."

by corvusnidus February 25, 2013

tool

a.k.a. a douche

"why is he a douche?"
"'cause he's a tool"

by tralala6424 December 17, 2008

tool

One who is manipulated by a higher power in order to do their bidding and does not realize it, or lacks the power to realize it

Mike is a tool of facist commies.

by Alexander David Ray 1 July 29, 2006

tool

A bitch ass poser who no body likes, and yet no one can get rid of.

Arena only likes Oasis because Troy does, and he fucking follows us every where, I wish some one would shit in that tool's mouth.

by arena sucks da weina April 11, 2006

tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

tool

Someone who tries too hard to be differant or cool.

A tool buys poorly made merchandise from websites like urbandictionary.com in order to prove that they have heard of it first.

by Dick Magness April 10, 2006

tool

MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)

Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.

by C April 10, 2006