tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

by wantsome August 12, 2004

burning tampon

smoking a Huge fuckin joint

Fuuuuuck

by potatosalad420 October 31, 2003

Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015

Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

by kneebrace October 24, 2017

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

tomonori

a cow fucker. A tomonori is a rare breed of pokemon that you get when sacrificing a 5 year old who's not a virgin and 3 bowls of cup ramen to the great god of interspecies sex.

In legends passed down among bovine heredity, the tomonori is the boogy man of cows. It hides in the grass, and at night, jumps out to assail young cows from behind, howling into the night over the moos of its prey. It's species is closely related to the yusuke, pronounced (YOU-SOO-KEY), although the yusuke possesses fragments of what resembles what was once a functioning brain.



A tomonori is also the name of a small pimple in the pelvic region that grows hairs up to 10 feet long and changes color according to the amount of ramen being eaten in anime plots around the world, earning it the official title : penis wrinkle pronounced (tomonori)

OH Shizz! a tomonori!

by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx January 13, 2009