taint crane kick

A swift kick to the taint using the crane kick method. As taught to Daniel-san by Mr. Miyagi.

sometimes a Spartan just needs a good "taint crane kick".

by ossuary October 16, 2008

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

Nigger Taint

A retarded nigger

Steven quit being such a nigger taint

by Taliban member911 October 26, 2016

taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010