Not today

It’s not happening

Not today, I said not today

by SWRealist November 25, 2019

Empire Today

A carpet company with a catchy and memorable jingle

800-588-2300, Empire Today!

by rosenovarocks September 2, 2021

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

such a toedrag

It's almost like a tease. One thinks that they are going to obtain something and then it gets pulled away from them last second.

The teacher saying that the test was canceled yesterday and reporting to class today that it actually is presumed was such a toedrag.

by Toedragman1 September 19, 2013

Kiss someone today

14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)

Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!

by Johnyyy17 November 12, 2019

You look different today

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022

WHO GON DIE TODAY

TERM USED FOR GANG 4KT

AYE SAY 4KTREY WHO GON DIE TODAY 4KT NAWFSIDE 38 WHO GON DIE TODAY

by FUCKA NIGGA July 29, 2022