Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus June 01, 2011
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Toaster Oven

When one farts in an elevator with the doors closed.

Common strategies include, but are not limited to;

1. Releasing a "silent but deadly" and blaming it on someone else (either vocally or by giving him/her the evil eye).
2. Farting into an empty elevator as one exits, trapping the noxious gas within for the next unsuspecting and unlucky rider.
3. In combination with number two, one may elect to send the elevator to another floor after farting, sending the empty compartment to the selected floor where the doors open and release the deadly toxin. This is also known as a "depth charge".
I totally gave those dicks on the third floor a gnarly toaster oven--I sent them a depth charge from the tenth, they'll never know what hit 'em!
by css53184 January 20, 2012
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Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.
I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!
by K-TRAF TEN FOOT December 09, 2007
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fish toaster

I jammed it in her fish toaster
by RichAustralia October 26, 2006
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Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.
"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."
by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009
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Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.
awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333
by bethiodos December 07, 2010
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the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 04, 2016
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