Town Crotch

From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.

See also: town bicycle

(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"

girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"

by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009

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Town Of Salem

A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online

Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."

by ThatHurt October 18, 2019

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Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

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Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

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