Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.

Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.

by wetrice December 31, 2019

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.

Hey have you read the new book.
No it has to much gore.
Yeh its by Evan.

by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018

Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot

Evan is an asshole

by Sperix___ November 10, 2021

Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date

You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)

by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019

Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!

“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”

by AstorR September 4, 2021