Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket 

Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.

Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"

Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket by Mike the Arf November 4, 2008

poo ticket run 

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.

there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!

poo ticket run by first witness December 31, 2007

dirty ticket 

will shag anything that moves...

the shagger can be a man or a woman...

as can the shaggee............

don't even go there!!! hes a right dirty ticket...

dirty ticket by baglady2713 June 4, 2009

Click It Or Ticket 

The Click It Or Tickets are the most incredible girls ever to be on planet earth. The group consists of Erin and Kelly, who cannot be beaten by anyone, especially when paired with their close friends the Dashboard Divas. Unstoppable, amazingly cute and spontaineous, these girls are the best thing ever.

Girl 1: "Where are all the cute/hott/nice guys in our town?"
Girl 2: "I heard the Click It Or Tickets were in town!"
Girl 1: "omg what are we going to do? You can never compete with the Click It Or Tickets!"
Girl 2: "I wish I was a Click It Or Ticket."
Girl 1: "Me too, but we just aren't as cool as Erin and Kelly."

Click It Or Ticket by Kerrinne February 18, 2009

whip ticket 

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.

"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."

whip ticket by Ramin M August 1, 2006

shit ticket receptacle 

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

shit ticket receptacle by everlife6 May 2, 2009

Golden Ticket 

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

Golden Ticket by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016