this website sucks

When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000

Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks

by caniusethisusernameplease December 6, 2021

this isnt working

something that is usually written on working fridges by bitches

how dare that bitch "this isnt working" my only loved fridge

by Aatishbazi launda swag mei December 8, 2021

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

This feels a little light

When someone gives you a bag of groceries and it feels like there's a few things missing because the bag feels a little light. So you go back to get the rest of the groceries. When someone hands you speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) after you paid money and the gram of speed feels a little light more like two thirds of a gram to three quarters of a gram. So you weigh it and demand the rest, and they give you more. Or if you're buying 5 dollars of cheddar cheese and it feels more like 3 or 4 dollars of cheddar cheese so you ask for more. When you're in college studying organic chemistry, mathematics, history, geology, and you forgot a book because the bookbag feels a little light. When you make money selling coffee and the stack of money they pay you feels a little light today. When you ask a friend for half the energy drink and they only give you a third and you say this feels a little light, so they pour more. It means it's not enough or something is missing.

Tony: You got the 40 of those 100mg Flodafinil pills.

Steve: Sure.

Tony: *Hands money.
Steve: *Hands Flodafinil pills.

Tony: This feels a little light! Are you jacking me?!
Steve: Hands over the 3 he was taking from Tony that he planned to do later.

by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023

This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life

Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

by Cman36 January 16, 2011

this nigga got some koolaid

a african american man drinking a glass of koolaid.

hey look this nigga got some koolaid

by mac_dizzle February 18, 2005

this shit

This Shit can be described as a situation upheld by three truths.
. A disregard for any state of sympathy
. A presence of an antagonist, may it be man or nature
. A general confusion causing simplification in the ideology

wtf is "this shit" yo?
Damn dat shit wacky

by analogousSnek May 3, 2017