laundry rich

when you find money you forgot about in clothing you had washed giving you money to do something.

Dude we’re going bar i just 20 bucks in my pants. I’m laundry rich!

by that good laundry money February 01, 2018

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025

laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.

i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.

by The Zak Attak October 20, 2014

laundry it

to laundry your clothes

" I laundried this shirt last night "
" That shirt is dirty, you should laundry it. "

by fatifartz February 19, 2022

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 April 12, 2011

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots January 19, 2012

laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 05, 2021