Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Fix up look sharp

uk slang 4 'Get ur act togetha'

wat u playin at fool 'fix up look sharp'

by wigga July 30, 2004

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

to err is software (to fix human)

something you say that it is natural for a software to be defective and it is important to accept and fix defects when they occur

In this digital age, "to err is software (to fix human)"

by mundsn July 9, 2018

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018