Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.

"Check out her red bog splitter!"

by Scattyissues December 4, 2016

bog queen

"A gay man who cruises public toilets for sex."

God damn it, I hate Bob so damn much. He's such a Bog Queen!

by CptDanger88 March 13, 2016

Bog Trough

The toilet, the place you poo, the man thrown, the only place to hide from your crotch Goblins.

I am going to take me a dump in the Bog Trough

by Wraith the bever destroyer November 10, 2020

H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

Bog Knogs

Another word for big tiddies.

Dude 1: Yooo dude I saw a girl rockin these big ol tiddies.

Dude 2: You mean bog knogs brah?

Dude 1: Yeah you've got it man.

by Xx_tiddymilker_xX July 17, 2020

Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.

1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene

by King Jazza! August 15, 2020