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wrong end of the shaft

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
by cpt_beef November 19, 2011
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eminence in the shadows

Most cringe anime I've ever watched
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
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marc the sharc

1. a) a kid that is always around when not wanted
b) all conversation in the room stops if:
-it enters the room in any way
-it speaks
-its appears creeping in the shadows of pictures
-it is hungry and wants food
-if it asks to "lift"
-when it is caught sight of
-PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST THIS IS THE KID NOONE LIKES

c)shitty annoying qualities that make you want to grind his face on a cheese grader:
-joke abuser
-silent scumbag
-cheap fuck
-complains
-bad rep
-cheater
-uses a girlfriend voice
-invites himself over when never wanted
-follows where not invited
-loves to brag about how rich he is and the golf course he belongs to
-drives his daddy's bmw that he claims to have paid for in full
-webcams with girlfriend who mutually cheat on one another
person 1: yo how much do you hate marc the sharc?
person 2: i wouldnt mind if boiling oil was poured on his face
by Joe Flacco January 26, 2009
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the shank

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed
by Young Pinto May 13, 2005
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The Shaka

Derivative of The Shocker in which the previously excluded ring finger is used purposefully and joyously by at least one of the sexual partners.
The thumb is to be pressed tightly to the outside of the index finger whilst inserted into the honey pot. Simultaneously, the middle, ring and pinkey finger are to be inserted into the dark knot (the good Lord willing).
First seen displayed publicly at the University of Illinois/Urbana Champaign as a show of support in the pursuit of Shaka Smart as new men's basketball coach.

I'll see your stinker Witchita, an raise you two!

Bet your sweet little asses it Smarts ladies*!!!

*May not hold true to women hailing from Michigan...
Mixed it up a li'l last night an threw the shaka at the girlfriend!

Sweet! Good times?

HELL YEAH! Li'l nervous this morning though... I can't find my wedding ring!

Shaka Zulu! That's why I went with the tattoo!
by Randle P. August 2, 2012
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Pulling the Shades

When a girl, usually a lesbian, sits on her lover's face, grabs her labia, and stretches them over the eyes of her lover, also usually a lesbian.
If it weren't for that girl who kept pulling the shades on me, I'd be able to say exactly whose hands were on my crotch.
by Shade Puller January 6, 2012
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