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Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021
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Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
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Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
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Mermaid

Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.
Are you a unicorn or mermaid?
by Katarina Rose October 16, 2022
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Choking the Mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022
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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
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