lemon whore

A whore that steals lemons

After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores

by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Lemon Funnel

When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.

Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!

by LemFun July 21, 2021

Lemon Twins

A nasty duo, who promote false propaganda and fake news to hurt the well being of others

I just invested in a great car company that’s going to change the world. The lemon twins said the cars a dud.

by Bobogogo December 7, 2018

Lemon Rim

Licking someone's booty hole before checking for cleanliness leaving your lips and mouth puckered like you just sucked a lemon. That booty is just a little too tangy.

Dan had dreamed of one day eating his cousin's ass. When that day finally came at the family reunion, he dove in that booty only to get lemon rimmed.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Lemon boy

A person that may have very little friends, 1 or 2 hobbies ,keep things to themselves a kind of sour person until they met a person that made them not as sour but will be sour to people that hurt their kind of sweet person that was sweet to them which made them a non sour person

Lemon boy: why do you have to be so nice to me

sweet person/ person that changed them: because I saw that you were being a lemon boy and wanted to see if I you make you have a soft spot for someone

by Sillyfoo:D March 20, 2021