gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.

oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.

by monkeypig January 7, 2012

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sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut

Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

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Gut Soup

(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.

Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt

by Dudeman Joe July 25, 2009

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