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danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018
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Danger Kitten

Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+

Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you
"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"

"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"
by Spiritbomb_girl May 23, 2022
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Danger Laden

1.Full of unsafeness, a treacherous area, person, item, et cetera.
2. An adjective describing anything sketchy.
by Riland January 12, 2008
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The dangerous dyke

A lesbian orgy consisting of: (at least) two dwarfs; one giant and any number of regular sized people. Should take place in an unlocked bathroom.
me and a few girls did the dangerous dyke last night in an unlocked bathroom. One of the midgets was a Nigerian gospel singer!
by Millie p December 8, 2020
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Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.
by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023
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Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.
Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."
by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018
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Dangerous Karl

When an old man who can’t see anything pours acid on a student in a lesson and then doesn’t help him.
‘Hey did you hear what happened to Peter’ said Simon
‘No, what?’
’Mr Kavehrtoz pulled a dangerous Karl on him.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
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