Minotaur Plus The Ghostly Archeubus Plus Pedro, The Titular Character Equals "'Empyrio Merotoliz'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024

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Pedro Santos

Edge boy who pretends that he doesn't care about anything cuz he thinks that makes him look cool.

Person: yes
Pedro Santos: no

by Berc April 20, 2020

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Pedro

a dancing raccoon who people use as a meme format

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

bro i just saw the best astronomical pedro meme

by candiesmakemerush April 30, 2024

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Pedro on The Mets Era

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.

JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive

by Mike109999 September 19, 2025

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That’s Pedro

A term inspired from the iconic film “Napoleon Dynamite.”

If something is “Pedro” that means it’s something you’d vote for, support, and overall think is a good idea.

Person 1: “I think we should get fast food for dinner.”

Person 2: “That’s Pedro!”

Person 1: “Yeah it is! Where would you like to go?”

by TrendyCollegePastor May 20, 2024

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