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Republic of Texas

The official name of Texas when it was a sovereign state
The Republic of Texas could rise again, considering, y’know, it’s Texas.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.
Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle
by Randy July 29, 2004
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Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
by J September 1, 2008
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Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.
On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas August 13, 2008
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Texas Hot Stick

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.
Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.
by Kkuhlman February 16, 2005
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Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.
Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008
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Texas cookie

when you cum in a girl's belly button and let it harden so she can eat it later
she really enjoies texas cookies
by Sick pervert 69 October 12, 2009
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