Telesexual

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.

Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual

by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010

tedeskeying

The act of climbing under a locked bathroom stall door in order to get into it

Yo during lunch I walked in and saw some kid tedeskeying his way under a stall to get in for a dip.

Dude, the door was locked and I had to take a dump so I tedeskeyed that shit.

by Jerry 'Teddy Bear' Morelli October 26, 2010

Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011

TeleScrewed

1. When Telebears does something to fuck up your intended schedule

"I missed my Telebears appointment! Now Im locked out."

"Looks like you just got Telescrewed."

by kthrn July 22, 2012

telesnook

Coming from behind to win a competition.

Hayleigh telesnooked the stock market competition participants with a huge gain on the final day - winning with a $74,600 increase over the month.

by zuker June 3, 2013

Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.

"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."

by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014

Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017