Teetokal

tee-toke-al

Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.

David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.

by TSARS_ August 16, 2012

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Teenocentric

Having yourself as the central interest and ultimate concern. Thinking you are the center of the universe. Characterized by or based on the attitude that one's self is superior.

Most high school girls are Teenocentric.

by number1forever June 20, 2012

Teenor

1) A teenage Tenor Sax player
2) A totally awesome mofo that is chill, but awesome at the same time, when used, mostly in the same sentence as Saxophone Meme and awesomazing

Dude, Teenor from Sax Meme is totally awesomazing

by mahonious May 18, 2013

Teblow

1. Getting hyped up so much for something, that you choke under all the pressure.

2. Getting blown by a girl tebowing (kneeling)

Did you see Kyle on stage last night? He totally Teblew it.

Did you hear about Tim and Katy Perry?
He totally got Teblown

by 50cal58 August 31, 2013

teepogoraphy

Throwing rolls of bog roll of the side of Highrise buildings.

"I didn't like the teepogoraphy of that building so I decided to do something about it!"

by Joey loud March 11, 2014

Teedlotoddler

An adult who, with each drink, is steadily reverting back to their toddler selves with every drink.

"Oh look, Susan is teedletoddling." *Susan stumbles over the coffee table, drunkenly laughing as she spills her drink.

"No, do not invite George. We're trying to have a chill night, and we know he's a teedlotoddler."

by @daveSaidNEVER June 29, 2015