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taliban

Illiterate, ignorant, misogynistic Islamic fundamentalists noted for their hatred of just about everything and love of goats and beardless youth.

It is strongly suspected that their hatred of women is rooted in their growing up in the madrassas, where they had no female contact whatsoever while being brainwashed by mullahs who would sodomize them while screaming "Allahu Akbar!".

Once they were able to grow beards, they took out their anger on women and continued the proud tradition of Islamic man-on-boy love. In their minds, it's not as sin as long as they are the givers.
"Look at that Taliban beating the woman for showing 1/4 inch of skin on her wrist."

"Why are those Taliban rounding of truckloads of little boys?"

"I smell smegma and goat shit...there must be Taliban around here!"
by Professor Vile January 10, 2008
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Detroit Tailpipe

An act of fart sniffing for sexual arousal. One partner farts directly into the other partners mouth, causing immediate satisfaction for the receiver. Can also be used to describe any type of sexual farting.
The Detroit Tailpipe you just gave me made my goo bazooka explode.
by snaaaaarrrrr October 8, 2009
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Homeboy gots couple talibans for sale, y'all.
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Taliesin

A wannabe ginger who likes to call people short. and has a 25 mm penis
Did you hear the guys call Violet a midget.... must be Taliesin.
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taliena

I went to California and this cutie was so Taliena.
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Taliban Pearl

When you pearl glitch out of a trap such as a slab, fencegate, or something where you would not be able to pearl through, the taliban pearl is used to make nerds raidable
IM IN IM IN IM IN OH DAMN I GOT TRAPPED ITS ALL GOOD ILL JUST TALIBAN PEARL OUT
by 31H February 10, 2018
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Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism
Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021
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