Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

Tub of Tubbies

The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.

There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.

by unsonny January 10, 2006

fill the tub

Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.

"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."

by Homewrecking Horsecock August 13, 2017

Dogs In The Tub

When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.

Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.

Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose

by JLExperience October 9, 2008

Tub Boy

see jack handey

by jack's brother September 7, 2003

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020