Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

Short tongue

Explaing something short and sweet, without babing it for the weak.

Don't short tongue me you know I'm not intelligent enough to comprehend that

by Prickley October 6, 2018

Tongue kissing

The act of sticking out your tongue, while someone else does the same. You then rub both your tongues together to use whole making love or just wanna lick some tongue

I was getting tired of just kissing so I asked my gf
"hey wanna do some tongue kissing"?

She said yes. It felt very good and satisfying

by Ben Codsworth June 11, 2018

fox tongue

A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".

Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.

by 2thicc2handle September 22, 2017

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.

I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser

Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure

by D.C Dope August 12, 2016