You're toast, [eh]!

A phrase used by Canadians to indicate that the person being addressed is in deep trouble. Usually (but not always) it is the person uttering the phrase who is offering trouble to the one being addressed.

1) Joe: "Hey, I broke your favourite autographed hockey stick; sorry..."
Wayne: "Oh, you're toast, eh!"

2) Wayne (at the bar): "Damn, is it 3am already? I promised my wife I'd be back by 11!"
Joe: "Oh, you're toast!"

by Jane Canadian May 16, 2006

hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay January 8, 2008

Tatsuya Sudou

An insane boy from Persona 2: Innocent Sin and Persona 2: Eternal Punishment.
He hears voices, believes in aliens, hates his father, and has an unhealthy obsession with fire.
He's sent to a Sanitarium for 10 years.
Sudou is a denpu-shonen.

That place was full of creepy Tatsuya Sudous. 0_0

by Shinra_Turk April 30, 2006

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

tmats

Throw money at that sh**.

When you absolutely hate doing something, you may be able to pay someone else to do it for you.

A: "I have to move next week. Ugh, I hate moving!"
B: "Just tmats, man.. hire a moving company.

by eatsleepraverepeat May 27, 2014

Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.

After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.

by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017