The Tina Facial

When you cum on someone's face, and the cum extends from the corner of the mouth to the ear. Thus, resembling Tina Fey's scar.

Troy: "I was trying to cum in her mouth, but I missed!" Rick: "Where did it go?" Troy:"I gave her the Tina Facial!"

by rockdr October 20, 2009

Wet Tina Turner

(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.

My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!

by SlappedTooHard123 March 10, 2017

Like Ike Loved Tina

A way of expressing an intent to harm someone or something later, usually with a fist, stomp, or open handed slap, much like Ike Turner beat Tina.

Is always applied when there's a mike stand, bad costumes, or crying singers involved.

Yeah, that bitch doesn't know I saw her giving Tom hand relief at the New Year's Party. I'm a love that bitch like Ike loved Tina when she gets home!

by Theloniuos Phunk January 3, 2009

Dancing with Tina

Becoming hooked on Crystal Meth

After Timmy started Dancing with Tina, he started giving out blowjobs for cash behind the 7-11 OH THANK HEAVEN!

by Morirana April 30, 2010

talky tina

Famous doll that was in the 1960's Television show the twilight zone episode called " Living Doll "

talky tina

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

Party with Tina

To use crystal meth. The term comes from "sixteenth" as in a sixteenth of an ounce. Often used when non-users are around and one doesn't want them to know what is being discussed.

<you're in mixed company so you say:>
"Um... Joey, you wanna party with Tina tomorrow night?"
<he replies:>
"Sure, dude."
<and then you change the subject>

by JonnyGouda October 24, 2010

Jalapeno Tina

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.

I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.

by TnASS T. July 7, 2010