South River

A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.

1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River

2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.

by pilaman November 5, 2008

eagle river

the coolest place in the world to go to for summer vaction

i went to eagle river for summer vaction biatch

by TOM OD May 6, 2005

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

River ramping

To meet ones maker by means of a glorious exodus speeding off of a ramp over a river.

Ben "Hey man how do you want to go out."
Dexter "River ramping. There's really no other way to go. It's like the Valhalla for idiots.

by Deanis420 March 22, 2022

Chalk River

Deep river's ballsack, well known for its greasy truck stop food, and trailer park trash.

Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.

Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one

by 420canada August 27, 2016

River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.

we off river jumping today?

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019