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Gladys Knights

A road-weary motorcycle gang of white collar criminals, composed of Marty Cardy, Johnny Flynn and Jake Priddy.

They can be recognized by their quill pen insignia, bright red 1980's era Thriller jackets with the words "Gladys Knights" bedazzled on the back, and handkerchiefs wrapped around their wrists. You may or may not hear a ringtone play Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

If aggitated, watch out, because the group will proceed to write very stern letters and shake their fingers in an extremely frustrated manner. They will threaten to "give you a good talking to" and refer to their enemies as "Mister" (ex: "Hey Mister! Don't you use that language again!").

They roam the country, their handlebar-tassles blowing in the wind, drinking skim milk in bars and incorrectly filing their taxes.
Oh no, pa, the Gladys Knights are coming to town. Hide your W2's!
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Sterling Knight

Gorgeous new teen heart-throb. Stars in Sonny With a Chance a Disney Channel show. Makes you want to lick the television.
Was in 17 Again, a movie with Zac Efron. Before he did the movie with Zac Efron he hated him. Has an amazing smile!
by ManSKisFit August 2, 2010
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Blue Knight

A person that stands up for law enforcement.
Yo why you being a blue knight? FUCK 12!
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Black Knight

The real hero in the story, the anti-simp, the woman-beater(lol), the remedy to the infamous White-knight. These people are the true knights, they will always fuck over white knights and simps.
person 1 (white knight): ughuhgugh that girl is so hot im going to simp for her in this FFA game and make sure no one touches her
person 2 (black knight): stupid female, die.
person 1 (white knight):OMG WTFF/!??!! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2 (black knight): die, white-knight. bring as many of your friends as you need, you're all dogshit at this game and you can't even win in a fucking 5v1, absolute garbage, teaming in a fucking FFA match, imagine how embarassing that must be lol
person 1 (white knight): URHUGRHGRURHGRUH MY SIMP PRIDE FUCK YOU REPORTED AND BLOCKEED UHGUHGUGHUHG
by Artorias#3666 May 6, 2020
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Dog Knighting

When a person defends a dog/animal in an argument. Seen as a white knight for the canines. Seen on facebook many times. Created on the famous Misc section of Bodybuilding.com in an epic facebook ownage thread.
Joe: Look at that dog. What a pussy.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.
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Rave Knight

People clad in armor and glow sticks.
Rave Knights will continuously chant 'NU NU NUHHH' like a good old fashion rave tune. They beat people up with giant glow sticks for their country and right to rave.
Girl: *spots a dashing man with chainmail on and with glow sticks taped to his arms* Oh wow, that is one awesome rave knight
by BARBARA nugget worth May 17, 2008
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Hannah Knight

Amzing
Pretty
cute
lovable
funny
fun
Perfect
never lies
Naturally artistic and very honest girl
naturally beautiful
good sense of style
A kind heart
Great mind
smart
by anon674578 December 28, 2010
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