Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

skull punt

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!

I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!

by Vertical Kamae February 14, 2017

skull ragged

Grabbing a fist full of someone's hair at the root and forcefully pulling it backwards, making them snap their head back.

He ran up behind and skull ragged his friend hard in the back of the head.

by Fawny Deer October 17, 2017

Skull crusher 595

When you swing on a pull up bar like a monkey and mouth fuck your girl

We were chilling at my house then she found my pull up bar and I ended up giving her the skull crusher 595

by Mongolian Scrouge May 22, 2018

skulleton

A skull, or a skeleton. You choose.

Forensics Detective: "Hey, would you hand me that skulleton?"
Assistant: "What, just the skull, or the whole skeleton?
Forensics Detective: "Either one. You choose."

by MegaPillowGod December 18, 2018

skull rectus

Having your head up your butt

He apparently suffers from skull rectus

by Nannie515 January 26, 2019

skull god

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

by UCSteve July 17, 2019