The ol’ shotgun switcheroo

An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation

Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo

by awesomeplp9 November 11, 2018

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get rid of cyber snitches

The definition of this is, none other than straight up fucking cowards, that are scared to death of time. So they do what cowards do, put their shit off on someone else bc they wanted to be ganstas until it's time to be a gansta and face reality PRISON! Everybody wanna go to heaven, but don't wanna die cause it scares them. I did 3 years at 100%, and I've been to every prison system for women in the state of TN. And my co defendents did none! Now I'm being harassed baby some cyber snitches for 5 months now!? I got beat up nearly killed by one. Bc he was let off. Ok is that why he ain't been arrested for nearly killing me!? It's not going down like that bc I stay on my toes but I'm fed up with it. My children aren't safe bc a physco was turned loose. So if my children or myself are harmed or I get falsely charged with something, I will not be held accountable for any of the illegal shit they are doing such as invading my privacy by hacking me into my personal accounts from Facebook, to my unemployment jobsforTN.GOV ACCOUNT. MY PERSONAL information was changed and tampered with. I haven't gotten my payment card due to that. Also the incriminating messages one of these cyber snitches have sent I had to delete and apologise to this man. It was embarassing! STOP THE CYBER SNITCHING! IF YOU GONNA SNITCH, DO IT THE RIGHT WAY! OH WAIT YOU CANT BC IM INNOCENT!!

get rid of cyber snitches- means you a straight bitch! Enough said! Atleast do it to my face! You ain't slick! Y'all wanna go to heaven, but y'all don't wanna die! No doubt!

by Misskitty93 September 9, 2020

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

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switcheroo

the act of taking something someone has said (usually an accusation) and in so many words, repeating what they said directed back at them. tends to get more elaborate (or ridiculous) at each turn of said switcheroo.

"you're gay."
"you're the gay one, not me."
"i'm looking around, and the only gay person i see is you."
"apparently you forgot to look in a mirror, because your reflection would show you a textbook gay person." switcheroo.

by richardmove February 19, 2009

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