Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.

Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."

by JackNarrator June 12, 2008

steasy

Smooth or buttery. Used as an adjective and rarely as an adverb.

Dude, that wave was so steasy!

The surface of his brand new car was so steasy.

by A Drunk Panda October 20, 2007

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty

The stereotypical sweaty wears baggy trousers or skate jeans with a hoody or t-shirt with their favourite band's name (e.g Green Day) or a brand (Etnies, DC, Quicksilver). These are usually worn with a pair of skate shoes or converse. However,chavs use the word sweaty as an insult to anybody who likes any guitar-based music, whether it be McFly or Slipknot.

The chav will say: "ewwww ya listenin 2 Busted, SWEATY!!!11"3265921 LOLZERZ!!1222378Onetwo"

by Natalie December 29, 2004

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S)

When one genital sack is becomes sweaty and adjutated. this can result in a rash.

GUY:God Damn S. S. S.
GIRL:Ewww

by Stiffanie June 10, 2005

Skeasy

For a girl: skanky and easy

For a guy: shallow and sometimes sleasy.
(one of those guys that will dump you so that one hour later, they can go get an hj from a skeasy girl, that just happends to be friends with the ex-gf. However, after this happends. the ex-gf hates both the skeasys.)

Zach dumped Mel at 12pm. and then at 1pm he met up with Michelle (a brazillian biitch) at the tennis courts of Southern Village, where she proceeded to give him five handjobs. Mel now hates both Zach and Michelle because they are so skeasy.

by shesaskeasybtch December 9, 2005

Sweaty

To be very upset about a situation.

I'm so sweaty about my team loosing today!

by thesuz November 13, 2014