Swear Meerkat

Someone who sticks their neck put and pulls an expression whenever they hear a swear word at a house party.

Garry: "did you see the way she was looking when Chris said the word cunt?"
Vince: "yeah mate that katie is a proper swear meerkat"

by TheDevil'sAdvocate December 11, 2021

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

by 69ReasonsWhy April 01, 2024

Ball Swear

A sacred oath in which one swears on their balls to seal a truce

person 1:“Jake sucks willy” person2:“you ball swear” person 3:“yeah ball swear”

by jake sucks willy June 27, 2022

swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

by mzpiklz November 06, 2010

swear to fuck

there’s no real meaning to swear to fuck. it’s a mindset. imagine the worse case scenario and your response is this “swear to fuck”

swear to fuck if she doesn’t take off those fugly boots i’m gonna slice her achilles.

swear to fuck.

by pdam September 26, 2022