swapportunity

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)

The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012

Sappington

A sappington is a re-rack in 21 cup beer pong. When a team has 15 cups left they can get a re-rack in the shape of a large diamond resembling a very large vagina. I mean a huge vagina. The origin of the sappington derives from a small Colorado town.

"She always gets the dick, she has to have a sappington" or "Hey re-rack my cups into a sappington."

by Jascob Screed January 18, 2008

Sap of Sappers

The drunkest person in the world. Of all the drunks in the world, this person is king.

Yo Sap of Sappers, can you save me a beer from my 30 pack.

by unsonny January 11, 2006

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 10, 2008

Skittle-Swapping

the lude action of putting spread asshole to spread asshole and trading rabbit turds.

Bob- "Why are you walking funny?"

Bill- "Skittle-swapping. Gets me every time."

by RatMastaSREECH January 24, 2009

sapphire

prettier than you. smarter than you. funnier than you. hotter than you. better than you. 😍💖🥵🥰🥺💖💖💔💖💞💖

sapphire is so hot and smart and funny and i love her sm oh em gee ☹️

by deaddogs February 15, 2022

Sapphire

Where do we start…thinks she’s a nice loyal person by interpreting other peoples personality and energy, which is very delusional. In fact thats an abbreviation of a lost person with no personality! No confidence but masks it with flaunting her self at men. She loves control and if she doesn’t get her way, then that nasty tongue will try and attack you but it’s all non sense …sounds like Oscar the grouch! Make sure you stay winning around her, that’s the one thing she hates…that grump face got me every time looool!!

Sapphire…who? Oh yea the one that chats everyone because she’s miserable and not even fillers would fix that frown!

by Star of all trades January 2, 2023