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wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.
by leon von oren January 3, 2011
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juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.
Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!
by curlnourish October 9, 2018
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Slutty Susan

A girl who has sex with every male she encounters.
"Dude, did you hear about that Slutty Susan from the party? She totally let me ride her unicorn."
by SliccVicc October 16, 2008
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MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms that became political junkies during the Trump administration. Especially love Rachel Maddow.
Those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address.
by BandoIsBad January 24, 2021
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Lazy Susan

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.
You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?
by state.of.bliss! November 2, 2007
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Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.
Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.
by Positive Sally January 15, 2013
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Roughy Susan

A Roughy Susan is when you receive a handjob but the person who is giving it has a handful of salt.
Sam: "Last night, Mary gave me Roughy Susan"
Jerry: "You're into that?"
Sam: "Hell yeah I am."
by PapaRabbi301 December 8, 2016
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