Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 25, 2009
The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 03, 2011
The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
by LuckyPucker April 03, 2009
by Captain sea biscuit August 03, 2017
The act of inserting skittles into one's urethra so that when they ejaculate during oral their sexual partner "tastes the rainbow."
Jimmy eagerly inserted each color flavor of the tropical skittles pack (the tropical thunder variation) inside his dick hole as Elsa waited in the other room awaiting the surprise promised to her the entire 7hour flight to Hawaii. The door flung open from the bathroom into the master sweet, Jimmy's dick half mast and lumpy from the inside out Drizzling pinkish precum elsa takes his now hard yet still lumpy skittles filled cock into her mouth, the best tasting cock she'd ever had. Jimmy lasts a mear 2minutes before ejecting each and every last of the skittles into the back of Elsa's throat as Jimmy loudly moans "Skittle surprise"
by Pjkblue April 04, 2023
Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014