surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014
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Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.
Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise
by Pecan God August 09, 2016
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That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 23, 2011
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Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.
I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.
by 1AnalWart October 10, 2015
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Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"
by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
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A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
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Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 25, 2009
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