Stumped

Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on

My girl stumped me last nighr

by SoInspired October 16, 2017

Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

by El Shitha January 23, 2009

Stump

Adj. describing something that is cool or attractive.

Weird I know, but some kids actually say this where I'm from (South West UK), so although you may not have heard of it, some say it.

Dan - "That girl's stump!"

Mike - "Went to the motorcross on the weekend. It was stump"

Jamie - "That car is stump!"

by we3me January 15, 2012

patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.

Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao

by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008

stumpdick

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006