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Aristotle Student

A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.
Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*
by Pmchad February 5, 2022
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Nursing Student

There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.

2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.

3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.
Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!

Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.
by E kat March 18, 2022
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wet student centrist

A person usually a uni student that has no opinion, has little to none to contribute in a conversation because it has been brainwashed by leftist ideology and media outlets as cnn or other generic channels.
I´m not going to continue this conversation because you´re acting like a wet student centrist.
by Hairymairy July 8, 2022
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Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.
Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022
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Roll Call or Absent Student

When you're giving a girl the beans so hard she continues to call out your name.
*Me laying pipe*
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?
by tittycitymayor February 25, 2014
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A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.
Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?

Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
by 2goodFoDis January 19, 2009
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film student

"Why does she keep pretending to like Andy Warhol? And this terrible movie Sideways?"
"She's a film student."
"-nod in understanding-"
by MrGrey November 2, 2009
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