Brown Screamer

The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.

Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!

by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007

maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"

Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer

by whowantslobster October 5, 2010

streaker

To run through a public area naked, nude, in the buff, etc.

I used to be a streaker.

by gokuh_88 January 10, 2003

Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.

I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!

by Xavior64 March 3, 2010

connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

by mike poklemba December 25, 2005

Carrabassett Screamer

When you are making out with a girl and you pull out your penis and tell a girl she can suck it if she wants to.

Craig's favorite move in a date is a Carrabassett Screamer

by SPelletier April 13, 2008

Cleveland Screamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!

Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!

by Timmy L April 13, 2008