Hot Pocket Straw 

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

Hot Pocket Straw by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

Chinese four straw 

Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.

"Holy Shit! That's the fabled Chinese four straw technique!"
-God

Chinese four straw by Paramatman January 30, 2018

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

Suck me like a straw by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

popcorn straw 

When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.

Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.

popcorn straw by tpfusion July 6, 2005

brazilian bendy straw 

the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking

shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?

brazilian bendy straw by boris von klemp February 3, 2008

bendy straw 

Extremely skinny girls, they look like moving straws

She's so skinny, she's a bendy straw.

bendy straw by CBesta October 2, 2007

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail 

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004