stratejism

Noun, Used in advertising and marketing to describe the habits of poor strategists.

When you read a blog, a tweet, or hear something, believe it to be true, and instantly turn it into what you believe is a sound strategy without much thought. It feels really good, but only lasts a short while because it is quickly disproven.

"I don't think that's going to work at all, sounds like you stratejismed."

by marketman December 3, 2013

Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

strategically created words

Words or phrases society's leaders insert into society via the media to get people to use them, influence the things people will think about, and how they will think, feel, and act and in doing so mold the immediate future.

Society's leaders figured out that they can mold society and its members by creating strategically created words or phrases, or using established words in new ways and inserting them into society via the media in order to get people to use them and mold the immediate future in the ways which will be most beneficial to society's owners.

by but for December 24, 2017

Strategy

A well designed plan of action

Jamie has no strategy in the game of risk. Hence why he loses all the time

by Texassteve July 29, 2019

Strayer middle school

Strayer middle school..sounds nice, looks nice right? WRONG!! Strayer middle school The school where druggies go, where kids get harassed, where there’s no doors to the bathrooms, where the plumbing sucks. The staff suck at their jobs, a reports someone touching them sexually and guess what nothing happens. Strayer is where kids make bomb threats, where kids smoke weed in the bathrooms, where kids curse out the staff, where kids can do whatever they want whenever they want. The kids are out of control and the staff do nothing. I mean hell the bathrooms smell like mango juul pods because the air freshener they use.. in conclusion if you’re thinking of sending your kid here think again.. or they might turn into a drug addict like everyone else :) oh did I mention everyone talks horribly about each other too friends or not

“Strayer middle school the worst school ever.”

by I go to strayer :( September 28, 2019

Shrafe

A large dick, throbbing, ready to go (usually with pre-cum). Always over 6.5 inches.

Shrofity man, you know the new kid Lucas? I heard he has a shrafe

by DepressoLatte November 30, 2019

Strageic

Failure, a lack of success.

“USA Climbing just announced its new strageic plan today - lol, I think we know how that’s gonna turn out!”

by Routesetter February 12, 2020