stop short

When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...

"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"

by Robby H. November 9, 2004

Fat Stop

A largely overweight man who thinks he is king of everything who "guards" the parking lot at high schools. He thinks he is a policeman and tries to chase students around who he thinks are breaking the rules; hated by students. He drives a golf cart around campus, which leans lovingly to one side as he polices the area.

There is only one known example, located at Temple High School.

by Cameron Burk April 14, 2005

f-stop blues

When you can't get the right balance between light and exposure resulting in a blurry picture. A wasted shot.

"Clouds bring the f-stop blues." -Jack Johnson

by happyjapster June 29, 2006

stop drop and fap

The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.

Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.

by Mike Simons July 12, 2011

Steps of Creep

1. Start looking at people strangely
2. Spending all your time on the computer
3. Start sending strange emails/texts
4. Greeting people with "Hello Children"
5. Start giving others fake links/sites with creepy guys rapping
6. Start posting scary pop up videos
7. Start jumping out from behind objects
8. Start logging on with fake, anonymous names
9. Trolling on others' accounts
10. Yay! You have become a creep!

That guy is a real creep! He just completed the steps of creep!

by Hello Children.... November 3, 2011

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

by My boy blew December 6, 2011

Stopsign

Noun.

Someone that appears attractive from a distance whom upon further inspection turns out to be totally hot often causing others to stop and marvel at their beauty and/or hotness.

The term is derived from the motions of which you would take when approaching a stop sign in a car. You slow down to check said person out and when you come to the conclusion that they are indeed worth the effort you come to a complete stop and approach.

The opposite of a speedbump.

Rick: Man, Trey, Joe and I ran over at least 5 speedbumps today
Trey: That sucks for you cause it looks like I'm pulling up to a Stopsign right now.

by J--Mac August 6, 2007