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Smoffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!
by nullsub February 12, 2010
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snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.
"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"
by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020
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Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)
They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me
by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003
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Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.
Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.
by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011
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For The Staff

"concerned" has chosen to abuse the system, and use this as a message board, shame on him
by Liquid April 19, 2003
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snoff

Both the act of putting out a cigarette before it is finished with the intent on re-lighting it later, and the actual cigarette which has been put out.
I was running low on smokes, so i had to "snoff" my last one half way through.

I would give ya a smoke, but all i have left is this dirty "snoff"
by dave420 June 16, 2006
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For The Staff

I would appreciate it if you changed the way your site works. It needs to be arrange so that you approve of the definitions before they get posted on your site. Please do this because kids in my high school have been abusing the way this site works and have been making fun of kids. It is giving them bad reputations at school and making everyone think bad things about them that is not true,and most of it encourages sexual things. I know this because it happened to me. Just please change this site so that you approve it or somehow make it so that people will not keep using this site to anonymously make fun of kids who did nothing to them.
by Concerned March 14, 2003
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