Salt Gravy

A hot load of man juice, spunk, jizz, cum, sperm.

Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Salt Spring Syndrome

The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.

Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"

by OldtimeIslanderasasas July 20, 2009

Saltburn

Home of the Top End Crew, which is the biggest shit hole in saltburn. The local council has tried many a times to burn down the area, but the scum who live there will not bloody die, they just crawl into there holes (council houses). There appearences are all very simialr; nike airs nicked of the back of a lorry, chav caps, umbro socks tucked in there umbro trackies which have holes in 'cos they cant afford a new pair.
The celebs in the top end crew consist of Fat fern, minging Leanne miller, Dodgy david hicks, Disgusting danny bottomly.
People sometimes visit the crew from skelton, these are Twat face Donna T, and the likes of up the duff Creepy Carly.
Please dont feel it nessercery to visit this place, you will probably get stabbed, or robbed of your belongings or raped by the pedos who live there.

Saltburn is run down by those scum, go on jemery kyle and die.

by Resident of Saltburn January 16, 2009

saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.

1) i gave my bitch a saltedsack for lunch the other day.
2) my woman loves when i have a saltedsack.

by elias a. December 25, 2005

salt your thumbs

1) to pray or implore; 2) to safeguard against failure; 3) to think of something; 4) to try to express an idea; 5) to look exasperated; 6) to appear hungry; 7) to eat a meal; 8) to satisfy a requirement; 9) to have the right stuff; 10) to check oneself

James: i'm never gonna finish this paper on time
Gabe: dude, you better salt your thumbs

by Gabe "Admiral Awexome" S. May 3, 2008

Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 12, 2011

saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

by RicsiRL June 28, 2015