Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Square of trust

when 4 people tell everyone everything and talk about people they don't like together. Sometimes they have an initiation.

Omg I can't believe Hailey was kicked out of their square of trust.

by msumm3 February 12, 2017

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

by corymatthews February 18, 2011

square forward

When people, typically in meetings are discussing an issue, and they don't have all the details, they will decide to "circle back" and discuss the issue at a later time.

To "square forward" is the opposite, it means to move ahead, deciding to let the issue go, without the intention to revisit the issue.

Ok, we don't have enough input to make that decision right now, let's square forward.

by billyt555 October 25, 2019

square deal

A phrase used to convey appreciation and consent to a deal or plan being made.

Jimmy: I'll give you five bucks for that skateboard.
Johnny: Square deal.

by uberpsycho March 14, 2014

square rectangle

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.

ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?

by exxchangee March 13, 2008

newtown square

A very high-class suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Located in Newtown Square is home to the DuPont family, inventors of Teflon and Nylon, as well as a number of other handy materials. This area is also my home.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Me: Newtown Square.
Person 1: How big is your mansion (sarcasticly)
Me: 60,000 sq. ft.

by Erica Charingworth February 23, 2005