Launching the Hand Shuttle

The act of masturbation. (male)

Get out of the freakin' bathroom! What are you doing in there, Launching the Hand Shuttle?

by LaRobaNacas March 30, 2008

shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

scutter

Derived from the program Red Dwarf. A scutter is the hoover that comes out at night to clean the ship. This was then used to describe the people of portsmouth. scutters crawl the streets at night picking up crap of the kerb.

Used as an adjective to describe a mush from pompey "scutter"

by onemadeye May 20, 2005

scutter

Person whom has no control over his/her bowels or anus.

Christian Kent is a God Damn scutter!

by O.G._Mudbone May 14, 2015

Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

skuttered

To be really, REALLY drunk. Dublin slang.

Comes from 'skutters', to 'have the skutters' which is to have the the shits, diarrhea, the squirts etc.

I was absolutely fucking SKUTTERED last night....again!

by Jim Flourish August 29, 2006

scuttlebuttscorner

-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..

"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"

by Shawnio November 25, 2013