Microsoft version 2.0, only devoted to sports games that aren't as great as their rivals (for which they just bought).
by Vidofnir May 5, 2005
Get the EA Sports mug.An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.
Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009
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Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011
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Get the SportsNation Sensation mug.ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
by theriotfish April 8, 2007
Get the sports gal mug.I turned on Sportscenter to watch some NBA highlights, but instead I had to endure Mercury Morris rap about the Miami Dolphins
by mike fo shizzle to the nizzle January 2, 2008
Get the sportscenter mug.The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
by Swalt July 26, 2011
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