During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010
Get the Five Finger Spread mug.The act in which you take the first two fingers of each hand to spread your partner's pussy so that you can fit your head inside. shaving your head and baby oil may be a good precaution in order to avoid suffocation.
"Dude i just pulled a four finger spread last night and almost got stuck, Mary has a real tight pussy"
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Get the ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread mug.Where a guy shoves four fingers in a chicks pussy and then starts out slowly and gradually goes faster and spreads his fingers in the progress. The chick must be very loose to be able to pull of the 4 finger spread style.
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Get the 4 finger spread style mug.A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
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Get the Ghetto Spread mug.a reference to the Texas panhandle. Golden Spread has to do with the look of the "golden" grass all around.
by Das Blen April 27, 2005
Get the golden spread mug.Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.
Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
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